September 2011
4 posts
Try This on the Road: Lessons 7-8
9/12 Day Off!
In Adair, Iowa…*sigh*
To those armchair rockers who think that going on tour is just a party on wheels, allow me to turn your amps down from “11.” While we may officially be “working” for only the forty odd minutes we find ourselves on stage any given night, getting to the stage can be a job on its own (which is to say nothing of the labor it takes to try and get...
Try This on the Road: Lessons 5-6
9/10 Hell’s Kitchen
Minneapolis, MN
Editor’s note: For those of you who are sworn enemies of the written word, we love you, too. Our super secret 5th member Parker has followed us every step of the way to commit savage acts of shutterbuggery. Catch up with her videos below!
We awoke in the morning brushing sleep from our eyes and cat hair from our matching footie...
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Try This on the Road: Lessons 3-4
9/8 The Elbo Room
Chicago, IL
Okay, enough of the dumping on Detroit. We took the scenic route out of town to see if it looked better in the daylight. We tried to interview a local musician who was filming a music video, but no matter how much our off-camera zany antics caught her eye with, she wouldn’t cut. Very professional. See for yourself.
Can’t you see how cold they are?...
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Try This on the Road: Lessons 1-2
Staging a national tour is a much like plotting a military invasion, only less bloodshed and a lot more body odor. Also, we collect less federal funds and a lot more Walmart coupons. In such respects, Napolean really was a 19th century rock star. Granted, he could fit more comfortably in a van than our lanky asses, and if our own campaign fails, we don’t have the luxury of being exiled to a...
April 2011
5 posts
A human being is part of the whole called by us universe … We experience...
– Albert Einstein
Super excited about the new album cover yeyy! Can’t wait for you to see it!
March 2011
5 posts
dude getting decapitated by a garbage truck at 20th & 10th.. ok, a stunt dummy. #stillprettycooltho
live bands beat laptop bands any day of the week, and twice on thursdays.
timmy’s been on a lean mean dietary regiment of squash, trail mix and hummus.. look out.
February 2011
5 posts
NEW RECORD’s DONE WooHoo!! shld be mixed and released by our 3/23rd BK show so stay tuned. And already started the next one! #musicalADD
putting Tobasco on your egg salad won’t make it any more a salad than it already isn’t, but it’s always worth the try.
trimming fat is never easy. fo rilla.
January 2011
3 posts
All men dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses...
– Thomas Edward Lawrence
Advance, and never halt, for advancing is perfection. Advance and do not fear...
– Khalil Gibran
December 2010
3 posts
November 2010
5 posts
Happy Veterans Day! Thanks for witnessing the worst of mankind’s behavior so we don’t have to. You are appreciated.
October 2010
35 posts
All good writing is swimming under water and holding your breath.
– F. Scott Fitzgerald
Two massive twin terminator robo-arms laying waste to some steel right outside the rehearsal space. So cool.
Having to rerecord drums on a jam that’s 90% done is like trying to re-cloth a table already set w/china. Or in this case plastic sporks & cups. Augh
If you ever feel like the world doesn’t give a shit about you, just stop paying a few bills for a while.
Started vocals tonight yeyy! Always so scary for me. I’ll always be a guitar player trying to to sing. But hey, if I can do it, anyone can!
BeatBox!
Somewhere around halfway through a bottle of cheap red and “Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots” is pretty much the reason I love making music.
Just a glimpse into my work week: Toiled since Sunday over a new chord progression, so changed the F to an A. Tonight I changed it back. wtf
˙ʎɐpoʇ ǝɯıʇ ɥɔnɯ ooʇ ʎɐʍ ƃuıʇsɐʍ ǝɹɐ ɥʇoq ı puɐ noʎ uǝɥʇ ‘sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟı
What a rad dude.. RT @DalaiLama: To my way of thinking, the diversity that exists among the various religious traditions is enormously enriching.
I love how in America we can take anything healthy, cover it in mayonnaise and call it a salad.